hip-hip-bourree:

ronandhermy:

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

strawberrypatty:

deducecanoe:

dontbearuiner:

niwandajones:

elfgrove:

kevineleventh:

bemusedlybespectacled:

brasspistol:

russianspacegeckosexparty:

battlships:

Considering he was written to represent Jewish values, he should probably be Middle Eastern.

I’m so here for black Jewish Superman

YES (ps I read is Superman Jewish fyi he is)

Black Jewish Superman? Then we know who needs to play him.

Clark Kent:

And then he changes…

…into Superman.

♪ I’M TAKING THIS CAPE BY THE REIGNS MAKIN SKIN CELLS POWERED BY SUNS RAYS ♪

OH MY GOD YOU DID THE THING. BLESS YOU.

♪ YO, TURNS OUT WE HAD A SECRET WEAPON! AN IMMIGRANT WE KNOW AND LOVE, WHO’S UNAFRAID TO STEP IN!  ♪

@dontbearuiner

Always reblog Daveed Diggs Clark Kent. 

Yes. This. Make this change immediate and henceforth.

I want this.

madness–princess:

person: how are you celebrating Valentine’s Day?

me:

holidayoung:

christmastimepup:

kpop companies know that you can have a hip-hop concept without braids and locs right??

kpop companies:

prodigalqueer:

mustardprecum:

apocalyptic-genderpunk:

kjorteo:

apocalyptic-genderpunk:

tereziinateacup:

bp-mikey:

nominominus:

just-shower-thoughts:

If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female?

wait

TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

I have taken 3 years of Theology, 1 of Apologetics, and 1 of Anatomy and Physiology and I’m honesty stumped by this one

Those species which are parthenogenic (i.e. self-fertilising, certain lizards, snakes, frogs and fish) the offspring is always genetically/physically female-typical. So yeah, if we were to take the nativity as a scientific story, a parthenogenic human pregnancy (still a scientific impossibility) would result in an AFAB child, and since that child has always been referred to as “he”, voila, trans jesus.

Actually, I think that depends on species? Like, New Mexico whiptail lizards are an entirely female all-parthenogensis all-the-time species, but Komodo dragon parthenogensis always results in males because their chromosome determination is different.

So clearly, to get to the bottom of this mystery, the first question we need to ask is what kind of reptile was Mary.

Tumblr, asking the real questions

Raptor Jesus born of a Raptor virgin.

Merry Christmas, y'all.

doublethepercy:

berrymuchinlove:

Imagine a world where world class athletes can’t stop promoting a gay sports anime.

dude we don’t have to imagine bc we live in that world!!

andrewfreudwebber:

calloffyourghosts:

lesbianlegbreaker:

alexdallymacfarlane:

handful-ofdust:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

silencedrowns:

opiggynukkao:

tinnyhouse:

pajama-pangolin:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

hahaha

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

I can’t remember the last time I actually laughed this hard at something on tumblr. Oh my shit.

ZOO-LOGICALLY IMPROBABLE DOESNT FUCKING COVER IT

I’ve reblogged this before, but not with the lion attached. OH GOD THAT LION

IT’S BACK WITH THE ACTUAL ANIMAL

AHHHHHH

Oh god, I recognize that lion.

It’s mentioned in Still Life:Adventures in Taxidermy by Melissa Milgrom (which I recommend).

This reminds me of that meme cat that’s like “how you feel when you’re wearing socks and step in water” that I spent 15 minutes trying to find a picture of on the internet but cannot.  

thatshamelessyaoishipper:

Hey, do you guys remember the first scene we ever saw in Yuri on Ice? You know the very first one in the first episode. The one where we see Victor skate on a dim rink with Yuuri watching him and commentating on it as a narrator?

It’s been 11 episodes since that first scene but I think it remains relevant. In fact, I believe that it’s shown at the very beginning of the anime because it’s the beginning of the story - the story told by Yuuri about how meeting Victor changed his life. In a way the entire anime is told like someone recalling their past - like someone nostalgically looking back on their life.

So I went back to that scene and I noticed something interesting.

This line is in present tense.

Meaning that when Yuuri is looking back on his life and his journey to get where he is now, Victor is still with him.

Yuuri then switches back to past tense, which now serves as an introduction to the story he’s about to tell. It’s the story of how he always admired Victor, how he met him, how Victor became his coach and everything after that. We know that story - that’s the entire anime.

These 20 short seconds set the tone for the entire show.

There are only three short lines in this first sequence but I think they are hugely important bits of foreshadowing.

And that includes foreshadowing for the ending. Because look at Yuuri’s face and how happy he is - all thanks to Victor. The sequence ends with Yuuri wearing this expression:

Determination? Motivation? Confidence? All of the above?

It’s a subtle presentation of what Victor gave him - or rather, what Victor helped him find within himself. Notice how there’s nothing suggesting any negative feelings here?

That’s because Yuuri’s story will end well, without sadness or pain or regret and we can already tell just through this sequence.

Now, let me tie this back to episode 11.

Yuuri watches Victor throughout the Short Programs and concludes that Victor misses the sport and realizes that he can no longer keep him to himself, away from doing what he seems to love so much. He decides that he needs to let go of Victor after the Grand Prix Final.

Which leads him to say that infamous line:

And now, Yuuri expects Victor to just nod and say “Yes, I’ve wanted to go back to figure skating but I was afraid to tell you. I’m glad you understand, let’s split up after the final.” or some other BS like that.

And this is where that first screenshot, the first line ever pronounced in the show comes into play.

He never fails to surprise me.

Because Yuuri is so convinced that Victor wants to skate again, so sure that Victor can’t stay with him when he retires after the Grand Prix Final, that when Victor tells him that he doesn’t want to skate competitively anymore, that he wants to be with Yuuri even if he’s no longer his coach that it is nothing short of a surprise.

I just wanted to put that out there in case you were still worried about the outcome of that conversation.

Victor never fails to surprise Yuuri, his genuine, unconditional love being perhaps the greatest surprise of them all.

natiwry:

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